Thursday, September 9, 2010

a bible thumping attention whore.


The reverend Terry Jones is a useless walking waste of paternal semen. Having at best a weak grasp of the teachings ascribed to his inferiority-complex-relieving-invisible-sky-buddy. He judges others faiths as false or even better claims that they are followers of his sky buddy's greatest illogical foe the Devil.

On a side note: If god is omnicognoscent (and if not why call it god?) and Satan is a fallen angel. Then it would be impossible for satan to defy god as god would have known before the inception of any evil schemes. This would mean that god isn't god or that he's the equivalent of a sadistic child torturing an ant farm and we are the ants.

But I digress.

Rev jones seems to have forgotten the basic "thou shalt not judge" line of his faith and seems to think that sacrificing the third book in the abrahamic murder trilogy to the primary character in the second in a method reminiscent of the first. Will do anything other than piss off the demonstrably irrational and violent. ( I actually think that he's just an evil little attention junkie, getting the biggest fix of his sordid life and the moral claims he makes are purely for show. I honestly think that if fucking pigs would put him on the world stage The world would be filled with little monsters smelling of bacon and looking like rush limbaugh with village people wannabe mustaches).

This is a man (and I use the word in a very broad sense) who has been kicked out of his own church, Used church members as his own personal servants and was so fucking deranged that the scientologists used him for political cover in germany.

The fact that he has any followers at all demonstrates that vile stupidity is alive and well in our world.

The very high probability that his actions will lead to increased recruitment to al-queda and to the general death and destruction means that he is pre-meditated violator of the fifth or sixth commandment (thou shalt not kill, number varies by revision of the invisible sky being maintenance manual)

The fact that a claimant to Christianity would do something so hateful and vile in direct conflict with the teachings of the ass flashing bearded sky monkey. (in the king james bible god shows moses his ass) Demonstrates that either: rev.Jones doesn't actually understand the bible, or that he's a vile little manipulative bastard with all the grace, wisdom and forgiveness of a sewer dwelling lamprey.

In conclusion: Rev. Jones; If you represent God, He's an ignorant, malignant and murderous bastard worthy only of contempt. You are in large part the reason that atheism is growing faster than any faith in th united states and for this,I thank you.

Sincerely,

The Cannoneer.

Friday, May 22, 2009

proud americans

Are you proud to be an american?

Its tommorow and thing things I learned
About how to live my life
are nothing more than tools to those
Who bring us death and strife
I wish we where not here today
Tarnished flags and freedoms
By the ones who caused this fray

Chorus: Are you proud to be an american?
Do you think your country's free?
And I wont forget the ones who died
Because of lies to me
I stand up for what I know is true
and defend her still today
Dissent is the truest love of land
God help the usa

From the capture of the innocent
to the torture overseas
From the crimes we did at gitmo
To the monsters we appeased
Smiling jackals on the news
Selling wars that all will lose.
theres a cancer at our country's heart
and to excise it we say

Chorus: Are you proud to be an american?
Do you think your country's free?
And I wont forget the ones who died
Because of lies to me
I stand up for what I know is true
and defend her still today
Dissent is the truest love of land
God help the usa

Chorus: Are you proud to be an american?
Do you think your country's free?
And I wont forget the ones who died
Because of lies to me
I stand up for what I know is true
and defend her still today
Dissent is the truest love of land
God help the usa


Fuck Lee Greenwood. His father left the makings of smarter men in used condoms.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

The man behind the cretins.

Hello Rush! how goes it you limp dicked ( viagra? Under a false name? Must be humiliating to need all that help.) Draft Dodging, Junkie, Sex tourist.

You have all the charm,wit and grace of a fart in a bathysphere, the logical aptitude of a small bit of rotting cheese and in my opinion your physical form is proof that Nixon fucked pigs.

You gained your popularity by giving it away for free, much as would any other attention whoring slut and your opinions are as useful. Go back to promoting teabagging and making furtive trips to the Dominican republic to fuck whores. (I submit that a man who needs viagra and and to deal with pimps to feel manly, is not much of a man) In addition you combine the foresight of Neville Chamberlain with the moral compass of a syphylitic weasel and the IQ of an ass tick.


Well that was cathartic.

Our Purpose.

We are high tech primates. Primates fling poo. You make the connection.

We will pick a new target whenever we feel like it and go fecal-ballistic until boredom sets in or another target is deemed more worthy of our attentions.