Thursday, September 9, 2010

a bible thumping attention whore.


The reverend Terry Jones is a useless walking waste of paternal semen. Having at best a weak grasp of the teachings ascribed to his inferiority-complex-relieving-invisible-sky-buddy. He judges others faiths as false or even better claims that they are followers of his sky buddy's greatest illogical foe the Devil.

On a side note: If god is omnicognoscent (and if not why call it god?) and Satan is a fallen angel. Then it would be impossible for satan to defy god as god would have known before the inception of any evil schemes. This would mean that god isn't god or that he's the equivalent of a sadistic child torturing an ant farm and we are the ants.

But I digress.

Rev jones seems to have forgotten the basic "thou shalt not judge" line of his faith and seems to think that sacrificing the third book in the abrahamic murder trilogy to the primary character in the second in a method reminiscent of the first. Will do anything other than piss off the demonstrably irrational and violent. ( I actually think that he's just an evil little attention junkie, getting the biggest fix of his sordid life and the moral claims he makes are purely for show. I honestly think that if fucking pigs would put him on the world stage The world would be filled with little monsters smelling of bacon and looking like rush limbaugh with village people wannabe mustaches).

This is a man (and I use the word in a very broad sense) who has been kicked out of his own church, Used church members as his own personal servants and was so fucking deranged that the scientologists used him for political cover in germany.

The fact that he has any followers at all demonstrates that vile stupidity is alive and well in our world.

The very high probability that his actions will lead to increased recruitment to al-queda and to the general death and destruction means that he is pre-meditated violator of the fifth or sixth commandment (thou shalt not kill, number varies by revision of the invisible sky being maintenance manual)

The fact that a claimant to Christianity would do something so hateful and vile in direct conflict with the teachings of the ass flashing bearded sky monkey. (in the king james bible god shows moses his ass) Demonstrates that either: rev.Jones doesn't actually understand the bible, or that he's a vile little manipulative bastard with all the grace, wisdom and forgiveness of a sewer dwelling lamprey.

In conclusion: Rev. Jones; If you represent God, He's an ignorant, malignant and murderous bastard worthy only of contempt. You are in large part the reason that atheism is growing faster than any faith in th united states and for this,I thank you.

Sincerely,

The Cannoneer.